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Thomas Kinkade can kiss Subdued's ass, too
Written: 8-1-02
Vincent Picasso is sitting in a $5,000 vibrating leather chair in a Sharper Image. A large smile is on his face. 'I need to get one of these things for my apartment,' he says dreamily.'It's pretty sad when the Sharper Image has more and better sound and audio equipment than Mercury's production team. As much money as Beaumont is worth, you'd think he could actually spend a little on his federation.' 'Subdued, you represent everything that EEI wants to see in Mercury, so you should be glad we're around. Oblivion would have preferred that you and your kind vanished from Mercury, just because you weren't in LCW in the good old days. We're not at all like them, despite what that bloated sack of ego calling himself Harbinger may think. No, we're glad you're in Mercury, Subdued, because you're a helluva competitor.' 'But the fact remains that I'm destined for great things around here, and I'm going to have to go through you to get them. My win over Gol is just the start. Next comes you, and eventually comes Rag Doll Akujin, and then whoever is the Mercury world champion after that.' Picasso reaches over and grabs a $500 daily planner. 'See, I wrote it in right here. 'Fusion: Beat Subdued and prove that I should be the North American Championship number one contender.' I even wrote it in ink, Subdued. That's how confident I am.' 'What you saw against Gol was a small sampling of why I've been a champion in federations before Mercury. I fully expect you to put up more of a challenge than he did, but the end result will still be the same. I win. You may still be the number one contender, but I'll be the one that Rag Doll will have to contend with.' 'But don't take all of this the wrong way, Subdued. You're got a tremendous future in Mercury, I truly believe that. But the present is all mine.' Picasso turns the control settings on the chair, and he smiles serenely. 'Ooh, the lumbar is feeling good now. Wrap this baby up and deliver it home.' (fade out)
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