Young: I’m definitely not here for the company.

Young shakes his head as he spits his gum on the floor.

Young: I see Keith has opened his ill informed mouth yet again. Too bad everything he says is built on a lie. Too bad he would rather lie than tell the truth. But most of all Keith did you listen to my last promo? I don’t want to kick your ass, as I clearly stated I don’t give a damn about this match.

Young: That’s right I don’t give a damn. I don’t even want to wrestle you two. You tell me why I would even care? Do I get anything apart from another win next to the thousands to my name? Hell no, I don’t sir. This match has no importance to me and I really don’t give a damn.

Young: So delude yourself that Robert Young would bother wasting his time caring about Keith Summers. Cause unless you have a belt, or you are the path to a belt, then your useless Keith. I’m here after a humiliating loss, I’m here after losing my belt and I am also going through some personal issues. I don’t have time to give a damn about a meaningless match against Pariah and Brimmy.

Young shrugs and orders another drink. This time a coke.

Young: Hey Pariah, you know what you did beat me once, but I was far from a whipping boy. In fact against any EEI member I have been far from a whipping boy. You can make excuses like Hollow beat poor Dirge up, but in the end I do have an extensive and impressive record beating EEI garbage. Then remember not giving a damn doesn’t affect my performance.

Young: It just means when I lock you in the Hangover 2002 that I won’t really care, maybe I’ll yawn instead of smile.

Young receives his new drink and has half of it before continuing.

Young: You can claim I am some whipping boy but the whole EEI has been my personal crew of bitches for a few months now. So it is really pointless. I may not care about this fight but I still think you may be surprised. I hope Brimmy isn’t underestimating me like you are.

Young: You ask me what I have done? Like I haven’t achieved anything. That North American belt might be a secondary belt. But hell this is mercury. I earned it by beating my peers. Dirge can bitch about how he lost it but I defeated him clean. Before anyone talks about Hollow they should I remember I also fought on that card against Brimstone. Dirge had the same amount of recovery time as I did. I defeated a man who had held that belt a damn long time and he is someone who may have had the most prestigious Mercury North American Title reign ever.

Young: I really can’t be bothered talking about crap. As I said I don’t give a damn about you Pariah. You can go on with your false claims but I have done quite a bit in this fed. I am definitely not in Gol’s shadow. I think when you laid on that mat and lost the World Belt that was technically in Gol’s shadow. But that’s not a bad place to be, when Gol is up to his best most fall in his shadow. Gol and I are more than capable of taking care of you and that towering piece of junk. Hell two washed up has beens named rook and Duel teamed with a Frank Heimdel to kick EEI ass on Impulse. If they can do it I don’t see why Gol and I should fail.

Young: Now I am done with the chit chat. I am going back home. I have important crap to take care of. Something that is far more important then worrying about this meaningless match. But just remember Gol and I have the capabilities to take care of your team.

The end