Written: 7 - 21 -02
The scene opens on the shot of a silver guitar, embroidered into a red leather jacket, a red leather jacket being worn by a regular sized guy. This guy isn't exactly normal looking. Wearing black leather pants that have holes down the sides, a golden chain as a belt, and
sporting a tan that would make George Hamilton envious, he sticks out in the crowd. Not to mention his hair is about one foot tall on it's own. The man pouts his cherry red lips before speaking.
'So all the guys and gals in MTV land are wondering who I am. Well let me tell you something, pal, my name is Aron Axl, and I'm here to ROCK Mercury inside out!'
Steel Dragon's 'Livin' The Life' begins playing as Axl bangs his head violently to the beat,the camera doing all sorts of zoom-in, zoom-out tricks. The music stops, and Axl stops playing his air guitar before going back to the matter at hand.
'I'm new to the ranks here, but I'm not new to the life of Rock 'N Roll. When I wasn't busy touring Germany with my band 'Axe Attack', and when I wasn't busy rockin' and partying with my best pal Bret Micheals..*ahem*...I was kicking the ass of every boyfriend of some girl I just happened to nail any given evening!.'
'I look around this place, and I see some VH1 watching dweebs like Inferno, who uses some wannabe-Axe Attack song for his entrance music? Please, Senor Sucko, you have no chance against me unless you have the power of METAL! Back when I was number one on the
charts....in Germany, it was all about the METAL, all about the glam, all about the excess. If you want some musical help, Inferno, go out and buy my number one selling album....in Germany, 'Axe Attack'. Now THAT is what we call Rock 'N' Roll, you chump!'
'So you want to know who I am, Inferno? I'm Aaron Axl, I'm the Sex God to millions of wet babes across the world. I'm Aaron Axl, personal friend of Bret Micheals. And most importantly, I'm Aaron Axl, the greatest thing to ever happen to Mercury!'
Aaron swipes some hair out his eyes before speaking again, a cocky tone to his voice.
'You see, Inferno, I'm what you and every man wants to be. Not only am I a musical icon, I'm a wrestling genius, as you'll find out at Fusion. Speaking of Fusion, can we change the opening theme? Who wants that grungey, whiney crap when you can have real music, like 'Sharpen my axe' from 'Age Of The Axe'?'
'I hope this was enlighting to you, flame boy, because I'm off to the studio to jam with Bret. Long live Axe 'N' Roll!'
With that said, Aaron flashes the international sign of metal before playing his air guitar, and we cut to black.
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