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Written: Hooked on Apophonics Dirge and Brimstone are calmly pacing down the arena hall after defeating Blaze McCoy and Scott Royal. A quick high five and Brimstone heads off to the showers. Dirge has a moment to spare for the fans as he walks up to the coffee machine. fan: Dirge, that was great, I think one of Scott Royal’s testicles bounced off my temple as it sailed into the cheap seats! Do you think Michael Gabrielle would eat it like a grape while Gravity stood over him and made him do tricks like begging and eating sausage? Dirge opens his mouth as if to speak, and then closes it again, eyes darting side to side, actually at a loss for words, but clearly amused. He pauses and right before turning around… The Artiste pulls off a pair of expensive sunglasses and gives his friend and teammate of many years a warm handshake and a mock punch to the ribs VINCENT PICASSO: You know how it is, you bust your neck for a company and they don’t even invite you to their new inaugural show. I think I got some hate mail from Pariah, too. I received a mysterious envelope with white powder in it, and “I hope you choke” scrawled on a ripped tissue. DIRGE: I don’t know, that sounds more like your mom. She’s always thinking of you. VINCENT: So look at you, first match back and you walked through it without even a scratch. You must have really done a mindjob on Royal with that whole “exhume/re-bury/desecrate” business. He didn’t look like he was all there, totally preoccupied, and so was Blaze. DIRGE: Royal didn’t bring his A game because we took it from him. And Blaze was not present, and I would know because we’ve had battles before. But tonight wasn’t even a workout. After Brimstone did the work of scrambling his brains, the rest was just academic. It was good to get in the ring with an old enemy, and good to run through him, but I hope this isn’t the best they’ve got. I hope this isn’t the best Mercury’s got. And after looking at the other competitors tonight, only the ones I expected to perform, did. DIRGE: Tonight was an example. Its time to move on and run over whatever piece of damaged goods Mercury decides to send my way for recycling. I’m putting this behind me and getting ready for the next character assassination I’ll be responsible for… Dirge is tapped on the shoulder by a large hand. He looks to Brimstone and then to the paper he’s barely managing not to mangle. The cheap stock paper is somewhat see-through , and certain things can be made out. Championship challenge bracket. Gimmick match. Harbinger. And then….. DIRGE looks up, straight into the camera. DIRGE: I guess I’m not putting tonight behind me just yet. (His eyes seem to intensify with a barely perceptible narrowing of the lids) Scott Royal. It looks like we have some unfinished business. Do you know what you are? San’Greal is what I’ll call you. Royal blood. Shell. Container. A symbol of healing and rebirth. Which your groin will need. Well it just so happens you’ll be running into a Crusader for the second time. A living, breathing Knight of Entropy on a grail quest. The fans around DIRGE, BRIMSTONE and L’ARTISTE are hushed. The three men look like lions that just caught a whiff of gazelle nearby. The camera backs away, and the image fades. END TRANSMISISON View Dirge's Biography |