The scene opens up like one out of Shaun of the Dead. Brimstone painted up like a zombie from Michael Jackson’s thriller album, walks like Frankenstein’s monster. His hands out in front of him, walking aimlessly around an office as a bumps into things mindlessly. Dirge, similarly painted up and the truly ugly purple undertaker hate is walking around is being attacked by a protagonist. The would be hero is throwing records, kitchen sinks, trying to stop the Zombie Dirge. Each time Dirge tries to speak, his words are bleeped, and in true FCC style, the closed captioning show things like B*****, I w*** t* e** y*** b*****. The unnamed hero, out of things to throw leaps out of the office as the Zombie Brimstone walks into the door aimlessly closing it by total accident. The zombie Dirge, hungry for b***** looks at the zombie Brimstone. Then, his dead eyes widen, absolute PAIN showing on his face, as he clutches his crotch and falls to the floor writhing in agony.

Brimstone, quickly looks to his friend. “What happened” His eyes wide with shock.

Dirge, gasping for breath says “Something is clawing at my nuts!!”

Brimstone replies “What? What is it?”

Dirge looks up and smiles evilly “Gravity.”

Brimstone turns to the camera, quickly smiling a used car salesman smile, sticking his two thumbs up in a Buddy Christ pose. His teeth even have the glint as the camera fades to black.